slakrz nqalf

hav yq evr tekstid so muc xat yr xum joens kot fir?!
ok, xats wak, but mabe xa felt lik xa wr on fir.
if not, just kep going at xat rat for unuxr 10 or 20 yirz and yr joens wil be kreking lik an old dor. xingz
wer owt evencyqle, so sins yq wont tq uvoed neding tq get yr xumz replast, yq sud dq sumxing tq redqs xu wrk.
usid frum dqing sumxing kraze, lik toking on xu fon, skiping obveus wrdz & ubreveating long wunz helps.

slakrz nqalf iz u nyq wa xat kuts xu numbr uv letrz bi 20% befor yqv dun ene ubreveating. its wut yr reding now.

az yq so on xu cort paj (yq did se xu cort paj i hop! if not, klik xu link belo tq uleveat yor ignorans)
xu nqalf sistm haz an otumatik 'ascii' ekwivulent for regyqlr kebordz if yq dont hav u nqalf font instold.
its xu litl blak letrz nir xu big blq wunz. yq wil tip mostle kaps, hiting sift tu get xe 8 lowr kas letrz.
xu rezulting tekst iz prfikle funetik & wil tranzlat tq propr nqalf just bi canjing it tq u nqalf font.

but having tq hit xu sift taks tim & efrt. not muc, but it adz up wen yr fyreusle tweting owt xe inkreduble
epik evens uv xu porte yq & yr bff snuk intq. wix slakrz nqalf, yq skip xu sift & just tip evrexing in lowr kas.

hirz how it wrks:

tip az if yr tiping rel nqalf, eksept lev xu kebord in lower case & ignore the shift.
8 letrz, a e i o u s j x, wil ec reprezent exr uv xu 2 sownz xat xu ke maks wix xu sift. not u big
prob tu red, sins xu vast mujorite uv xu tekst wil be wrdz yq no. & if yq rele dq ned tq no how tq pronowns u
portikyqlr wrd, regyqlr nqalf kan be yqzd.

xis iz slakrz nqalf. yq kan tip it wix u ful kebord ubowt 20% fastr xan regyqlr inglis sins it uliminats ol xe
ekses bornikl letrz. plus, yq wont wast az muc tim triing tq figyr owt ubreveasnz.

an important xing tq kep in mind iz xat slakrz nqalf wil not tranzlat proprle tq rel nqalf simple bi
canjing it tq u nqalf font. in adisn tq xe 8 letrz ubuv, xu fons kuntan an au letr & sum noninglis letrz in
xu lowr kas. xis parugraf luks lik xis if yq canj u slakr vrjn tq nqalf:

an importint xing tq kep in mind iz xat slakrz nqalf wil not tranzlat proprle tq rel nqalf simple bi
canjing it tq u nqalf font. in udisn tq xe 8 letrz ubuv, xu fons kuntan an q letr and sum noninglis letrz in
xu lowr kas. xis parugraf luks lik xis if yq canj u slakr vrjn tq nqalf.

se? u totl mes! so if yr tiping sumxing xat yq ma wont tq canj tq propr nqalf latr, dont yqz slakrz nqalf.


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LaST UPDAT oN XIS PAJ DISeMBR 10 2015.