SoRE IF YQ TRiD TQ INSToL XU FoNT RLER XIS YIR & GoT REDiReKTID TU XU 1ST PAJ. SUMxING GoT 'UPDATID', WIC IZ MiKROSoFTEIN FOR 'GQFT UP'.

INSToLING XU FoNT

HIRZ XU LATIST VRjN UV 2NQ4YQ. IF YQ OLReDE HaV XU VRjN oTUMaTIKLE INSToLD Bi XU NQaLF V2 PROGRaM, PLEZ REPLAS IT WIx XIS. XU HINTING & KRNING IZ WA BeTR, PLUS U FYQ MOR KaRIKTRZ HaV BIN aDID.

HIT SAV & DoWNLOD IT TQ DeSKToP. KLIK oN SToRT, KUNTROL PaNL, & FoNS TQ OPIN XU WINDOZ FoNT FOLDR. JRaG & JRoP XU 2NQ4YQ.ttf FiL INTQ XU FoNS WINDO. IF YQ oR YQZING xP, XaT suD BE oL XeR IZ TQ IT. XU .TTF FoNT FORMaT WIL WRK WIx oL MoDRN oPURATING SISTUMZ & WINDOZ BaK TQ 98 OR 95. IF YQ HaV aN OLDR MaK i KaN SeND YQ U KUMPaTUBL FORMaT.

WeLKUM TQ XU REFORMRZ SRKL. IT aNSRZ XU BIG KWeSCN: HoW TQ MAK IT HaPIN. SINS YQV MAD IT XIS DEP INTQ XU WeBSiT YR PRoBUBLE SIREUS UBoWT SPeLING REFORM. SO WeXR YR U NQaLF WORER OR HaV YR ON SISTUM, YQ suD FiND XIS SeKsN INFORMUTIV & eNTRTANING.

U MUNK NAMD ORM KREATID U SPeLING SISTUM FOR INGLIs SUMWeN URoWND 1200. HE DID U VRjN UV XU BiBL IN IT, BUT aZ WE KaN SE, XU SISTUM DIDNT KaC oN. OVR XU SeNCRREZ, eVREBUDE HQ eVR TRiD TQ BRING ORDR TQ XE INGLIs RiTING WRLD HaZ FALD. EVN NoW XeR oR xoWZINZ UV PEPL aND aT LEST 2 ORGaNiZAsNZ DIVOTID TQ REFORMING INGLIs HQ HaV MAD VRCYQLE NO PRoGReS.

XIS SeKsN aNSRZ XU FiNL oBJeKsN: 'YQ KaNT GeT BILYNZ UV PEPL TQ YQNiT UGeNST 300 YIRZ UV TRUDIsN.'

XU sLoK TaNK aNaLUJE eKSPLANZ Wi XU KoMUN NOsUNZ UV HoW SPeLING REFORM MUST HaPIN oR RoNG. ITS KUNKLQDID WIx 2 PAJIZ XaT sO XU NQaLF INoKYQLAsN / INFYQjN STRaTIJE.

IF YQ FoLO XE aROZ, YQ WIL SE eVRExING IN XE ORDR XU LINKS oR LISTID. OR YQ KaN KLIK eNE LINK TQ GO DiReKLE TQ XU PAJ. KLIK XU BaTLZON LOGO TU GO BaK TU XU 1ST PAJ UV XU BaTLZON.

MET XE oxR

Mi NAM IZ JO 753. iM PReZIDeNT UV ZoL INKORPURATeD, U DIZiN & PROTOTiP eNJINIRING KUMPINE IN NORXRN ILINOE.

Mi MOTIV FOR WRKING oN XU NQaLF ReVULQsN IZ aN INToLURINS UV INSTITQsUNULiZD STQPIDITE. i DONT KeR IF eVREBUDE SeZ SUMxING IZ RiT. WeN i NO ITS RoNG, iM NoT GOING ULoNG. MABE XU ReVULQsN WIL FAL aND eVREBUDE WIL xINK iM U FQL FOR WASTING Mi TiM oN IT, BUT IN 10 xoWZIND YIRZ WeN XU CILDReN UV oWR MiND DIG XIS oWT UV XE iS, XA WIL SE XaT aT LEST 1 HYQMIN HaD SUM SeNS.

IF YQ FEL XU NED TU STIK PEPL INTU KaTIGOREZ, YQD PRoBUBLE KoL ME aN INVeNTOR. i HaV BIN MAKING xINGZ SINS i WUZ U KID & HaV U GRATR TaLINT FOR DEZiNING MeKaNIKL DEVISIZ XaN eNEBUDE i HaV eVR MeT. i BELEV PoRT UV Mi UBILITE IZ BAST oN DEP RQTID SoLID LoJIKL PRINSIPLZ.

RaNDUM FaKS

BORN 1960 IN sIKoGO. 1.74M (5'8.5"), 86KG (190PoWNZ), VeRE MUSKYQLR, BRoWN HeR, GREN/BRoWN iZ, 130 i.K. i LiK CoKLIT, O.J., CiNEZ FQD, OVLTEN, oRBEZ, sRIMP, SaMUN, MRD STINGR, CEZ. i JRiV U 72 KRiSLR NYQ YORKR, XU ROD WORER eDIsN. i LIV IN U SMoL HoWS WIX U FaMLE UV KaTS aND FED XU RaKQNZ, BRDZ & SKWRLZ eVRE DA. WeN iM NoT WRKING oN SUMxING ReVULQsUNeRE i LiK TQ WoC XU SIMSUNZ, FaMLE Gi, 24, UMeRIKIN iDL, DEL OR NO DEL, JeRE SPRINGR.

FAV MQVEZ

Mi FAVRIT MQVEZ INKLQD XEZ TRILUJEZ/SEREZ: TRMINATR, BaK TQ XU FYQCR, ALEIN, eKS MeN, BLAD, ROD WORER, SToR TReK, WoL STRET/GLeNGeRE GLeNRoS/BOYLR RQM (i KUNSIDR XeM U SEREZ) & MeNE GRAT SINGL MQVEZ SUC aZ: BIG LUBoWSKE, BEDaZLD, KRISTEN, oFIS SPAS, XU MATRIKS (LeTS PRETeND 2 & 3 NeVR HaPIND) SToR WORZ, eMPiR STRiKS BaK, XU DRiVR, XU SRJEO LEON/KLINT ESTWuD SPUGeTE WeSTRNZ, eRPLAN, GOST, BUKURQ BoNZi, FoLING DoWN, MeMeNTO, XU 9x GAT, KUNFesUNZ UV U DANJURUS MiND, XU WORERZ, eND UV DAZ.

FAV MYQZIK

i JeNRULE PREFR HoRD RoK/HeVE MeTL/oLTRNUTIV, BUT i oLSO LiK 80Z PoP, DISKO aND GuD MQVE SKORZ FRUM GiZ LiK JeRE GOLDSMIX & JoN WILYMZ. Mi 3 MOST FAVRIT BaNZ oR KWENZRiK, MeTL CRC & PINK FLOED. i LiK MOST UV XU GRAT "KLaSIK RoK" BaNZ, BUT XaTS PRITE oBVEUS, SO i DONT NED TQ LIST XeM. HIR oR SUM UV XU BaNZ & PRFORMRZ HQ HaV MAD SUM GRAT STUF:
SaVUToj, BESTE BOEZ, aLIS IN CANZ, TiP O-, KC & XU SUNsiN BaND, WiT SNAK, JO WoLs, BEJEZ, KING DiMND, GoDSMaK, DISTRBD, BuLIT BOEZ, SISTM UV XU DoWN, DoNU SUMR, TQL/U PRFIKT SRKL, FRaNKE GOZ TQ HoLEWuD, iRN BUDRFLi, SINDReLU, BRaD FEDeL, CoKo KoN, TERZ FOR FERZ, BILE SKWiR, DiR STRATS, JINJR BAKR, GO-GOZ, BILE iDL, ReVIS, NiT RANJR, DEPes MOD. XeR oR SO MeNE MOR XaT HaV MAD aT LEST 1 SoNG XaT i LUV. iV BIN LISINING TQ W.i.i.L. (RoK RADEO STAsN) oLMOST eKSKLQSIVLE FOR aT LEST 6 YIRZ.

FAV BuKS/RiTRZ

HaRE HaRISUN HaZ RITN MOR GRAT BuKS XaN eNE UxR oxR XaT i RED. i GRQ UP REDING HIZ STANLIS STEL RaT SEREZ. i HaV ReD eVRExING HEZ eVR PUBLIsT & KUNTINYQ TQ eNJOE HIZ NYQ KULaBORASNZ & REREDING HIZ OLD STUF. IF FOR SUM oD REZUN YQ RELE NEDID TQ GeT INSiD Mi HeD, HaRE HaRISUN HaZ XU KEZ.
XU GRATIST BuK eVR IN Mi OPINYUN IZ eNDRZ GAM Bi ORSN SKoT KoRD. i HaV ReD IT aT LEST 8 TiMZ. SUMDA i WIL Di & GO TQ HeVIN. IN XIS HeVIN JAMZ KaMURUN WIL HaV MAD eNDRZ GAM INTQ XU GRATIST MQVE eVR.
XU 1ST REL BuK i eVR ReD WUZ DABRAK 2250 A.D. Bi oNDRA NORTN. i HaD oLReDE ReD MOST UV HR BuKS BEFOR i GoT oWT UV GRaMR SKQL & STIL LUV TQ RERED XeM WeN i FEL LiK LEVING XIS BORING PLANIT FOR U FYQ DAZ.
GReG BeR HaZ MAD SUM RELE GRAT STUF XaT INKORPORATS JUST-PaST-XU-KUTING-eJ xEOReTIKL FIZIKS INTQ PROFoWND, JRUMaTIK STOREZ XaT i KuDNT PuT DoWN TIL XU TQx PIKS HOLDING Mi iZ OPIN SNAPT. Mi FAV IZ STReNKx UV STONZ.
i FEL XaT iM DQING U DISRVIS TQ XEZ RiTRZ Bi MIRLE INKLQDING XeM IN U LIST WIxoWT eKSPoWNDING oN XU GRATNIS UV XeR WRK. BRiIN DALE, DAVID DRAK, aN RiS, RoBRT HiNLIN, TIMUxE ZoN, A.A. oToNoSEO, FReD SABRHAGIN, WoLTR JoN WILYMZ, JeRE PORNeL, RoBRT BLoK, JoN STAKLE aND MeNE UXRZ HaV SeKSEDID IN KREATING STOREZ XaT HaV eKSrSiZD Mi IMaJINAsN & xUROLE eNTRTAND ME. LATLE i'M REDING DR. MiKL BeHeZ 2ND BuK UBoWT XU PRoBLeMZ WIx STaNDRD eVULQsUNeRE xEORE.

FAV SULeBRITEZ

PEPL TeND TQ FOKUS oN XU FoLTS UV SULeBRITEZ, aZ IF BEING FAMUS suD REKWiR XeM TQ BE PRFIKT. XEZ oR oWR FeLO HYQMINZ HER, FOKS. LeTS SUPORT XeM & SE HoW MUC XA KaN UKoMPLIs.
IF U VOT WUZ TAKIN TQMoRO FOR PReZIDeNT UV Rx, MiN WuD BE FOR oRNLD sWoRTZeNeGR. i xINK HE IZ XU GRATIST MaN UV oWR TiM. XeR SIMPLE IZ NO GRATR RaGZ TQ RICIZ, UGeNST oL oDZ, HoRD WRK+BRANZ=SeKSeS STORE TQ BE FoWND.
oRTISTS UV eVRE KiND, USPesULE aKTORZ, oR UTRLE DEPeNDeNT oN LUK. SO oL XU PEPL i MeNSUN HER oR BOx VeRE TaLINTeD & LUKE ENUF TQ HaV GoTeN XE oPRTQNITE TQ PRQV XeR WRx. DAVID LeTRMN, DeME MOR, JA LeNO, BoRBRU EDIN, KeVIN PoLaK, PaNDORU PEKS, MiKL DUGLIS, HaRLD RAMIS, WeZLE SNiPS, eLIZUBx HRLE, FIL LUMoR, DAV ToMIS, ORLaNDO JONZ, PETR WeLR, JIM KaRE, PaT KILBAN, JO FLaHRTE, JeRE SiNFeLD, WIL SaSO, WILYM saTNR, LeNRD NEMOE, JoN KaNDE, SIGORNE WEVR, KLINT ESTWuD, MiKL J. FoKS, KRISTUFR LOED. XeR oR SO MeNE i suD MeNsUN XaT DONT KUM TQ MiND aT XU MOMeNT, BUT XEZ oR ENUF FOR NoW.

( LaST UPDAT JQN 29 2008 )